not_that_ray: (ponder this)
not_that_ray ([personal profile] not_that_ray) wrote2007-12-31 12:18 am
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"Coffee. God, somebody please get me a cup of coffee."

[identity profile] chicagomountie.livejournal.com 2008-01-08 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
The Mountie looks back at him for a long, long moment, as if debating how to put it. He glances out to the street, and Diefenbaker, who's waiting outside still. Then, he gets to his feet and tucks the Stetson under one arm. "Trust me. You don't want to know."

[identity profile] not-vecchio.livejournal.com 2008-01-08 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
Oh way to put him at ease. He too glances back at Dief before returning his gaze to his partner. "Maybe the latte isn't such a good idea, after all, Fraser. How about a cinnamon roll? Pastry maybe?"

[identity profile] chicagomountie.livejournal.com 2008-01-08 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
He shakes his head. "He's expecting coffee, Ray." Beat. Well. He turns away from the window-- Dief can lipread, after all-- and adds, helpfully, "He'll never know if it's decaf."

[identity profile] not-vecchio.livejournal.com 2008-01-08 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
"Yes he would!"

It comes out more emphatically than intended.

"Anybody who knows coffee knows the difference between regular and decaf. Ain't no way you're gunna trick him into thinkin' it's the real deal."

[identity profile] chicagomountie.livejournal.com 2008-01-08 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
He doesn't look convinced of that idea. "Then I expect you'll have to weigh the options and make the call as to whether you'd prefer a caffeinated wolf, or a wolf on a sugar rush."

[identity profile] not-vecchio.livejournal.com 2008-01-08 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
He thinks about it. For about two seconds.

"I like my upholstery in one piece. Thank you very much."

[identity profile] chicagomountie.livejournal.com 2008-01-08 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
Fraser breaks into his trademark smile. Someone who might not know him might be misled into thinking there's a note of triumph in his expression. "Understood, Ray."

[identity profile] not-vecchio.livejournal.com 2008-01-09 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
Why does he suddenly feel like he's been had?

[identity profile] chicagomountie.livejournal.com 2008-01-09 01:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Even if he expressed that sentiment to the Canadian, he'd likely counter it with the argument that he was simply outlining all the possible outcomes for his friend to make an informed decision.

Honesty, after all, is his best policy.