not_that_ray: (character sketch)
2013-12-21 10:08 pm

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It's called voicemail. Check it. Once a year would be nice. Once a week? Even better. Once a day? I'm askin' too much.
not_that_ray: (ponder this)
2009-12-30 11:10 pm
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She knows the lie... and me.
not_that_ray: (GTO)
2009-12-10 12:21 pm

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Got the time comin'. I'm gunna take it on the road. Nothing like a long trip to Arizona to keep the engine runnin'. It'll make him happy. See you soon, Dad.
not_that_ray: (arrgh)
2009-11-18 11:37 am
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She didn't have to. She coulda- She coulda walked away. Without another word. She coulda hated me. For years of her life wasted. Instead she gave me a lie. A lie that was only supposed to do one thing. Give me peace. Woman like that don't kill.

Thought the walk through was for her. I was wrong. Only she could make it right.
not_that_ray: (Default)
2009-11-18 10:15 am

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You ever had your donuts spiked?
not_that_ray: (who knew?)
2009-10-27 01:25 pm

Another Six

But that's another story, ain't it?
not_that_ray: (character sketch)
2009-06-16 10:35 am

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Hey Fraser. Fraser.

Got that air I owe you.
not_that_ray: (side with badge)
2008-07-15 02:15 pm
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Everything in my refrigerator is gone.
not_that_ray: (BCGs)
2008-07-08 10:12 pm

Icons: "Hunting Season"

So I'm about a third of the way through the caps. Here's the first batch all together. Enjoy.

Hunting Season - 36 Total )
not_that_ray: (arrgh)
2008-06-19 08:31 pm

Goin' Home

The "Statement of Patient Leaving Against Medical Advice"? Let's rename it. How 'bout "How To Jump Through Hoops In Three Easy Steps"? They make it long on purpose, don't they?

Can't fill it out? Can't check out.
not_that_ray: (arrgh)
2008-03-19 05:17 pm

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*shuffle, shuffle*

*shuffle, shuffle*

*shuffle, shuffle*
not_that_ray: (serious/in trouble)
2008-01-11 07:55 pm
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He's already moved the stack once. It doesn't stop him from moving it again. From one side of the desk to the other. This time though he takes the time to rifle through the layers, looking not just under but between the loose sheets of paper. The stack hemorrhages paper clips and scraps of small scribblings as he does so. Some land on his lap. Others fall onto the floor or into the trash can.

"Gotta..."

The whole thing teeters. Ray is, of course, oblivious. It's abandoned in favor of the top drawer of his desk. He yanks it open and thrusts his hand in, moving the mess inside around with no rhyme or reason. The contents haven't changed since the last time he looked five minutes ago.

"... be here..."

He slams it home, causing the entire desk to stagger. The vibration in turn causes the precariously perched collection of papers to slide in every direction. His eyes grow to the size of saucers as he dives for the unwieldy monster.

"Shit!"

The paperwork just seems to glide right past his hands, his efforts mocked.

From one small mess to one gigantic mess. Nice, Ray. Nice.

"... somewhere," he breathes out in defeat.
not_that_ray: (too damn funny)
2008-01-09 10:40 am
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Some OOC fun

Youtube is a wonderful thing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvvonRBN9Yo&feature=related
This makes me both desperately want and fear having a player for Stella. A love affair like theirs there never was.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPbdWunqno0
Running dialog while avoiding bullets. Gotta love it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l11EMif1f10
Let's elucidate!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCuIlgtGiig
Identity Crisis

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Oc6M6LwmlU
My kind of game - Playin' for air

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LkGZZjH5hI
Boxing - Hella funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOnOcf-jJA0
Bad self - debonair, handsome, smart, bad se... Yeah, not foolin' anybody, am I?

And last but not least (at least for right now). For you Fraser. 'Cause you're a lady. ;-)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k72jbn7Wh54

Oh... one more. 'Cause it was made of gold. Ride forever documentary:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ysp6aZ6ZAVQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yegZ9CJ4_s
3X12 Mountie On The Bounty - Goodness for later viewing
not_that_ray: (ponder this)
2007-12-31 12:18 am
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"Coffee. God, somebody please get me a cup of coffee."