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[not_that_ray]

Hey Fraser. Fraser.

Got that air I owe you.

Comments

[chicagomountie.livejournal.com]

What do sharks have to do with it?

[not-vecchio.livejournal.com]

You know what kind of interest they charge? I'm tellin' ya... it's criminal.

[chicagomountie.livejournal.com]

What would a shark want with interest?

[not-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Shark... Loan... Loan shark. Ya know, that whole shades comin' at ya in broad day light packin' and smackin'...

[chicagomountie.livejournal.com]

You're blithering, Ray. Are you sure you're not running some kind of fever?

[not-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Hey... I pay my debts. 'Less you want a rematch instead. Best 11 out of twenty?

[chicagomountie.livejournal.com]

You're not in debt to me, Ray. You're my friend. Friends don't have debts to each other, especially when it comes to money.

[not-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Yeah but we're not talkin' money... we're talkin' air. Whole different story, Fraser. Different ball park. Apples and Bananas.

*pulls out a deck of cards, his whole tone of voice changes*

So whatta ya say? Best 11 out of twenty? Ready to have my butt handed to me.

[chicagomountie.livejournal.com]

Oranges.

[not-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Right. I knew that. Oranges and Bananas.

[chicagomountie.livejournal.com]

Do you think your reputation can withstand the notion of losing to a Canadian?

[not-vecchio.livejournal.com]

I'll catch hell.

*offers him the cards*

[chicagomountie.livejournal.com]

It probably would hurt a little less if you actually paid attention to the rules of canasta in the first place.

[not-vecchio.livejournal.com]

That involves listening. Not sure I can handle that.

[chicagomountie.livejournal.com]

That does seem to be a rather common trait among Americans.

[not-vecchio.livejournal.com]

*is momentarily distracted by a shiny*

Sorry. What did ya say?

[chicagomountie.livejournal.com]

Well now you're just being silly, Ray.

[not-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Nah. Wouldn't do something like that.

*that isn't a smirk. nope.*

[chicagomountie.livejournal.com]

Of course you wouldn't. But you realise you're only delaying the inevitable.

[not-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Today's my lucky day. Gunna win my air back. Gunna do it, Fraser.

[chicagomountie.livejournal.com]

I do hope you're adequately prepared to have your ... buttocks given back to you.

[not-vecchio.livejournal.com]

We'll see who does the kickin'. Come on, Fraser. Deal it up. Cards are gettin' cold.

*reaches up and grabs some air*

[chicagomountie.livejournal.com]

Now, let me remind you that Aces, twos, and Jokers are wild, and by that, I don't mean that they'll bite, or that they require leashes.

[not-vecchio.livejournal.com]

You jus' make that up?

[chicagomountie.livejournal.com]

Would I lie to you, Ray?