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[not_that_ray]

"Soap."

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[not-vecchio.livejournal.com]

He smiles, looking rather pleased with himself. "Do I look either average or obese to you, Fraser?"

[chicagomountie.livejournal.com]

"On the first, I'm not a judge of appearances, Ray, merely character. On the second ... " He stops walking, and assesses the other man briefly. "Not yet. But I believe the famed 'beer gut' kicks in around the age of forty, though as always, prevention is far better than any attempt at a cure."

[not-vecchio.livejournal.com]

"I have an insane metabolism," he counters. "There's no way in hell I'm turnin' pot bellied. Never live down all the pig jokes."

Pause.

"And I work out."

[chicagomountie.livejournal.com]

Fraser frowns. "People on the street already seem to shout that at you on a regular basis, Ray."

[not-vecchio.livejournal.com]

"Yeah well... Perp's one thing. Coworkers and family?"

That's another.

[chicagomountie.livejournal.com]

Fraser has to concede that point at least, and inclines his head slightly. "True enough."

[not-vecchio.livejournal.com]

He puts his hand on Fraser shoulder. "Come on. Lets go get some 'artery-clogging concoctions'. My treat."

[chicagomountie.livejournal.com]

The Mountie smiles. "Just as well, Ray. I don't believe this Ms. Domino will accept Canadian bills."

[not-vecchio.livejournal.com]

He laughs.